What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 05:27
{RING} {RING}
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.
Why do atheists want to see God so badly?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What was your first trans experience like?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.